A Bachelor Never Quite Gets

A Bachelor Gets Tangled Up With A Lot Of Women In Order To Avoid Getting Tied Up To One.

True Love Isn't The Kind That Endures Through Long Years Of Absence, But The Kind That Endures Through Long Years Of Propinquity.

A Man Can Become So Accustomed To The Thought Of His Own Faults That He Will Begin To Cherish Them As Charming Little 'personal Characteristics.'

Better A Lively Old Epigram Than A Deadly New One.

Falling In Love Consists Merely In Uncorking The Imagination And Bottling The Common Sense.