A Ballad Once In A

I'm 34 Now, I Like To Say 35 Because It Makes Me Look Better For My Age, And I Have To Keep A Little Bit Of A Profile So That Every Three Years If I Do Put A Record Out, I Don't Have To Substantiate Where I've Been For Three Years And Why The Silence And The Sort Of False Mysterioso.

There's This Celebrity Thing That Goes Along With Making Records Or Being A Rock Star. I'm Into This Celebrity Thing Just Enough To Let Me Go On Making Records And Making A Living Out Of It.

A Ballad Once In A While Doesn't Go Amiss

I Had A Very Colorless Background, And When I Left Ohio And Moved To England, Nobody Knew Who I Was And I Had A Real Freedom. I Could Be Free To Experiment And Experience Things And I Liked That A Lot.

I Don't Listen To Music, And I Don't Particularly Watch Television, So If Anyone Wants To Come Over And Just Hang Out With Me Sitting At The Table In Silence, You Know, Eating A Dish Of Rice... I Don't Get Too Many Takers.