A Big Girl Once Came

Once I Was Doing A Sponsored Walk. In The End I Managed To Raise So Much Money, I Could Afford A Taxi.

If Only Africa Had More Mosquito Nets Then Every Year We Could Save Millions Of Mosquitoes From Dying Needlessly Of Aids.

I Don't See Myself As Offending People.

I'm Not Worried About The Third World War. That's The Third World's Problem.

As Soon As I Did My First Five Minutes Of Stand-up I Knew That I Would Rather Be A Failure At Comedy Than A Success In Marketing.