A Bright Eye Indicates Curiosity;

The Word Impossible Is Peculiar Because If You Examine It Closely, You'll Find That Most Of It Is Possible.

The Only Way To Cure An Egotist From Bragging Is By Surgery--amputation At The Neck.

We Can't Do Much About The Length Of Our Lives, But We Can Do Plenty About It's Width And Depth.

The Quizzical Expression Of The Monkey At The Zoo Comes From His Wondering Whether He Is His Brother's Keeper, Or His Keeper's Brother.

The Best Way To Make A Long Story Short Is To Stop Listening.