A Creature That Never Cries

The Secret Of Successful Writing Lies In Striking The Right Keys On The Typewriter.

A Cynic Sees Little To Admire In The World, While The World Sees Even Less To Admire In Him.

Conscience Is What Makes A Boy Tell His Mother Before His Sister Does.

The Reason Why Men Who Mind Their Own Business Succeed Is That They Have So Little Competition.

You Can't Judge The Ability Of A Doctor By The Amount Of Praise The Undertakers Give Him.