A Husband Should Only Be

I Wanted To Retire From All That, But I Guess My Breasts Still Have A Career, And I'm Just Tagging Along With Them.

Natural Beauty Takes At Least Two Hours In Front Of A Mirror.

I Have This Phobia: I Don't Like Mirrors. And I Don't Watch Myself On Television. If Anything Comes On, I Make Them Shut It Off, Or I Leave The Room.

My Refrigerator Is Full Of Kale And Greens. I Can't Imagine Something Greasy, Or Eating Meat.

I Don't Consider Myself A Feminist, But I Feel Very Empowered As A Woman, And I've Used All My Resources Widely. I Believe In Equality, But That's Just Naturally Happening. I Still Want A Door Opened For Me, To Be Treated Like A Lady, But I Also Want Equal Rights For Women, Of Course.