A Jealous Wife Is Like

Teach Him How You Will, A Pig Will Never Play The Flute.

May Your Swords Stay Sharp!" - Lan Pendragon

Always Something New, Always Something I Didn't Expect, And Sometimes It Isn't Horrible.

A Jealous Wife Is Like A Hornets' Nest In Your Mattress

My Mother Always Told Me The Best Way To Learn To Deal With A Man Was To Learn To Ride A Mule. She Said They Have About Equal Brains Most Of The Time. Sometimes The Mule Is Smarter.