A Jump Lead Walks Into

A Man Walks Into A Bar, And He Said Ouch, Cause It Was An Iron Bar.

My Wife Had A Go At Me Last Night. She Said, Youll Drive Me To My Grave. I Had The Car Out In Thirty Seconds.

I Went Window Shopping Today! I Bought Four Windows.

Police Arrested Two Kids Yesterday, One Was Drinking Battery Acid, The Other Was Eating Fireworks. They Charged One And Let The Other One Off.

I Went To Buy Some Camouflage Trousers The Other Day But I Couldn’t Find Any.