My Wife Had A Go

I Went Into A French Restaraunt And Asked The Waiter, 'have You Got Frog's Legs?' He Said, 'yes,' So I Said, 'well Hop Into The Kitchen And Get Me A Cheese Sandwich.'

Deja Moo: The Feeling That You've Heard This Bullshit Before.

Well, My Wife And I Were Married In A Toilet - It Was A Marriage Of Convenience!

I'm On A Whisky Diet. I've Lost 3 Days Already.

He Said 'i'm Going To Chop Off The Bottom Of One Of Your Trouser Legs And Put It In A Library. I Thought, "that's A Turn-up For The Books".