I'm On A Whisky Diet.

I Had A Ploughman's Lunch The Other Day. He Wasn't Very Happy.

My Wife Had A Go At Me Last Night. She Said, Youll Drive Me To My Grave. I Had The Car Out In Thirty Seconds.

Doctor, I Can't Pronounce My F's, T's And H's.” “well You Can't Say Fairer Than That Then

And An Airplane Of Spittle Dived Into The Sea, There Were No Salivas.

A Man Walked Into The Doctor's, The Doctor Said 'i Haven't Seen You In A Long Time' The Man Replied, 'i Know I've Been Ill'.