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I Had A Meal Last Night. I Ordered Everything In French, Surprised Everybody. It Was A Chinese Restaurant. I Said To This Chinese Waiter, 'look, This Chicken I Got Here Is Cold.' He Said, 'it Should Be, It's Been Dead Two Weeks.'

I Went Into A Butchers And I Said, 'i'll Have A Pound Of Sausages. 'he Said, 'i'm Very Sorry, Sir, We Only Serve Kilos In Here. 'i Said, 'okay Then I'll Have A Pound Of Kilos.'

Deja Moo: The Feeling That You've Heard This Bullshit Before.

Two Fish In A Tank, One Says To The Other - You Drive I'll Man The Guns.

I Had A Ploughman's Lunch The Other Day. He Wasn't Very Happy.