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Two Fish In A Tank, One Says To The Other - You Drive I'll Man The Guns.
-Tommy Cooper
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Two Fish In A Tank,
Tommy Cooper
Two Fish In A Tank, One Says To The Other - You Drive I'll Man The Guns.
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