A Lazy Man's Wife Is

An Epigram Is The Marriage Of Wit And Wisdom; A Wisecrack, Their Divorce.

Women Diet To Retain Their Girlish Figures Or Their Boyish Husbands.

The Survival Of The Fittest Is Going To Make Some Man Very Lonesome Some Day.

The Lord Takes Care Of His Own, But Church Trustees Still Put Lightning Rods On The Steeple.

Don't Tear Your Hair Out Over A Woman; It'll Be Harder To Attract The Next One If You're Bald.