The Lord Takes Care Of

A Hamburger By Any Other Name Costs Twice As Much.

Walking Isn't A Lost Art: One Must, By Some Means, Get To The Garage.

The Best Time To Give Advice To Your Children Is While They're Still Young Enough To Believe You Know What You're Talking About.

Many A Woman Would Get A Divorce If She Could Do It Without Making Her Husband Happy.

The Only Thing More Certain Than The Hatred Of Enemies Is The Envy Of Friends.