Many A Woman Would Get

The Saddest Thing In Life Is To Marry A Woman Who Looks Like A Cook--and Isn't.

A Lecturer Often Makes You Feel Dumb At One End And Numb At The Other.

The Quizzical Expression Of The Monkey At The Zoo Comes From His Wondering Whether He Is His Brother's Keeper, Or His Keeper's Brother.

All Work And No Play Makes Jack A Dull Boy - And Jill A Wealthy Widow.

Everything Comes To Him Who Waits -- If He Waits Till It Comes.