A Lecturer Often Makes You

Laugh And The World Laughs With You; Cry -- And The World Laughs Harder.

Conscience Is What Makes A Boy Tell His Mother Before His Sister Does.

A Compromise Is A Settlement By Which Each Side Gets What Neither Side Wanted.

Many People Will Laugh At The Drop Of A Hat, Especially If The Man Is Still In It.

The Man Who Doctors Himself With The Aid Of Medical Books, Runs The Risk Of Dying Of A Typographical Error.