In Elections, The Undecided Vote

A Bore Finds It Easy To Start Talking, And Even Easier To Get Others To Stop Listening.

The Difference Between Us And Other People Is That Their Money Looks Bigger And Their Troubles Smaller.

Some Couples Divorce Because Of A Misunderstandin G; Others, Because They Understand Each Other Too Well.

Laugh And The World Laughs With You; Cry -- And The World Laughs Harder.

In Congress The Majority Governs, But The Minority Rules.