In Elections, The Undecided Vote

Divorce Is The Key That Opens The Strongbox Where The Bonds Of Matrimony Are Kept Under Wedlock.

Common Sense Is Usually Lack Of Imagination, And Imagination Is Usually Lack Of Common Sense.

The Disadvantage Of Becoming Wise Is That You Realize How Foolish You've Been.

Some Members Of Congress Ought To Have Their Mouths Taped Instead Of Their Speeches.

Lecturers Should Remember That The Capacity Of The Mind To Absorb Is Limited To What The Seat Can Endure.