A Bore Finds It Easy

You Can Always Tell The Golfer Who's Winning: He's The One Who Keeps Telling His Opponent That It's Only A Game.

Many A Husband Lives To Regret The Extravagant Fee He Bestowed Upon The Minister Who Sentenced Him.

Somebody Is Always Doing Something That Somebody Else Said Couldn't Be Done.

If You Can't Bear To Have Your Face Stepped On, Don't Try To Climb The Ladder Of Success.

An Expert Is Someone Who Takes Something You Already Know And Makes It Sound Confusing.