Somebody Is Always Doing Something

It Takes Far More Courage To Violate A Custom Than A Law.

A Bacteriologist Is A Man Whose Conversation Always Start With The Germ Of An Idea.

Nothing Ages Your Car As Much As The Sight Of Your Neighbor's New One.

Formerly When A Man Worked Ten Hours A Day, It Was Called Economic Slavery; Nowadays It Is Called Moonlighting.

Many A Husband Lives To Regret The Extravagant Fee He Bestowed Upon The Minister Who Sentenced Him.