Somebody Is Always Doing Something

Conscience Is What Makes A Boy Tell His Mother Before His Sister Does.

Some Taxpayers Close Their Eyes, Some Stop Their Ears, Some Shut Their Mouths, But All Pay Through The Nose.

A Lecturer Often Makes You Feel Dumb At One End And Numb At The Other.

A Signature Always Reveals A Man's Character - And Sometimes Even His Name.

A Man Doesn't Have Vacation Problems: His Boss Tells Him When To Take Them, And His Wife Tells Him Where.