A Lot Of People Think

A Lot Of People Think That Keying A Car Isn't The Right Way To Get Back At A Guy. I Disagree.

I’ll Always Be Doing Stand-up As Long As People Are Still Interested In Seeing Me.

Pam Anderson And Rick Salomon Just Got Themselves A Marriage License. I Think Before She Gets Married Again Pam Needs To Slow Down And Think About Whether This Is Really The Man She Wants To Spend Three Or Four Months Of Her Life With.

Shamu And I Have Arrived Safely In Costa Rica. He Was Stopped By Airport Security Because He Carries Enough Artillery In His Pants Pockets To Construct A Sawed-off Shotgun. Evidently, He Though We Were Headed To Iraq.

Don't Choose The Better Guy, Choose The Guy That's Gonna Make You The Better Girl