A Lot Of Stand-up Comedy

I Love The Tabloids Except For When I'm In 'em. Especially With The Stuff They Wrote About Jessica And I - It's Obviously Not True.

What An Honor That Stephen Prouty Got Nominated For Best Makeup And Hairstyling For Jackass Presents Bad Grandpa. Am I As Stunned As Everyone Else We Didn’t Get The Nod For Best Picture? Well Of Course, Duh, But I Won’t Let That Take Away From My Happiness For Steve, Tony Gardner, And Our Whole Makeup Team. Wahoo!

I Pretty Much Operate On Adrenaline And Ignorance.

People Go To Car Races To Watch The Crashes.

Being A Complete Juvenile Delinquent Helped Me Grow Up A Little.