A Lot Of Stars Don't

But If Something Funny Happens, I Can't Resist. I Have To Tell The People.

I Constantly Say Things That I Regret. I Mortify Myself Constantly.

I Have A No-apology Policy.

The Thing That Cracks Me Up Is How These Reality Characters Start Out Thrilled And Excited Just To Be On Television, And How They Move To Thinking They Are As Big As The Friends.

I'm Always Listening And Watching; My Ear Is Like A Boom Mike. And Judging, Frankly. Constantly Judging.