A Man Is Not Old

Die? I Should Say Not, Dear Fellow. No Barrymore Would Allow Such A Conventional Thing To Happen To Him.

My Wife Was Too Beautiful For Words, But Not For Arguments.

I Am Thinking Of Taking A Fifth Wife. Why Not? Solomon Had A Thousand Wives And He Is A Synonym For Wisdom.

My Only Regret In The Theater Is That I Could Never Sit Out Front And Watch Me.

The Good Die Young, Because They See It's No Use Living If You Have Got To Be Good.