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Siamese Twins Are Interesting Because They Are The Only People Who Can Write A Biography And An Autobiography At The Same Time.

Rock Is Fine. No Structural Damage To Rock. Rock Can Break Through Paper At Any Point. Just Say The Word. Paper Sucks.

The Other Night I Was Playing Twister With Some Amputees.

To Make Even Fewer Friends Try Talking About Politics As Much As You Talk About Yourself.

When I Am At Rodeo I Find It Difficult Not To Root For The Animals.