A Recent Police Study Found

The World Is So Ass-backwards It Almost Makes You Wish You Were Dyslexic.

Of Course, That's Just My Opinion. I Could Be Wrong.

What Is Guilt? Guilt Is The Pledge Drive Constantly Hammering In Our Heads That Keeps Us From Fully Enjoying The Show. Guilt Is The Reason They Put The Articles In Playboy.

I Think We Have To Help The Helpless. The Clueless? I Don't Give A Rat's Ass About The Clueless.

Any Time Your Parent Says They Party With You, That Is Its Own Form Of Child Abuse.