I Think We Have To

You've Got Bad Eating Habits If You Use A Grocery Cart In 7-eleven.

And I Know Your Next Move, I Watch You So Much, 'there's Been No Proven Link Between The Secular State Of Iraq And Al-qaeda!' Come On. They Both Think We're Satan. Isn't That A Nice Starting Point? Why Are You So Loathe To Believe They Might Have Each Other On Lunatic Speed Dial?

Elected Office Holds More Perks Than Elvis' Nightstand.

I'm Like Bush, I See The World More Like Checkers Than Chess.

Some People Like To Travel By Train Because It Combines The Slowness Of A Car With The Cramped Public Exposure Of An Airplane.