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Jack Kerouac Was Cool Because He Had No Idea He Was.

I'm One Of The More Pessimistic Cats On The Planet. I Make Van Gogh Look Like A Rodeo Clown.

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You've Got Bad Eating Habits If You Use A Grocery Cart In 7-eleven.

The Current Tax Code Is Harder To Understand Than Bob Dylan Reading Finnegans Wake In A Wind Tunnel.