Jack Kerouac Was Cool Because

To Me, Nature Always Appears More Unbalanced Than Gary Busey With A Clogged Eustachian Tube.

I Think [ann Coulter] Understands That, She's Pavlov's Dog. She Gets The Corn Kernel If She Hits That Drum Once In A While.

Hey, What If Those Crop Circles Are Just Ads For Target?

When The Hell Is Warren Moon Going To Retire? I Mean, This Guy Is Older Than The Cuneiform In Nebuchadnezzar's Tomb.

The Radical Right Is So Homophobic That They're Blaming Global Warming On The Aids Quilt.