A Second-guesser Is One Who

Baseball Is Like Driving, It's The One Who Gets Home Safely That Counts.

It's Still The Best Game In Town Because You Don't Have To Be Big To Play, And Everybody Plays. Even Your Grandmother Probably Played Baseball.

Guys Ask Me, Don't I Get Burned Out? How Can You Get Burned Out Doing Something You Love? I Ask You, Have You Ever Got Tired Of Kissing A Pretty Girl?

I Was Told To Stay Away From Pasta And Bread For Two Weeks. Not Eating Pasta? That'll Kill Me. Anything Else, But Why Pasta?

Caltech Honored Me -- They Named An Asteroid After Me. There's Only Two Of Them Up There With Names. One Of Them Is Walter Cronkite. The Other Is Tommy Lasorda.