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I Have A Wandering Eye And A Lazy Eye So They Cancel Each Other Out. It's A Push.

Workers Insist That They Are Not Disgruntled. They Are Very Gruntled.

As A Comedian, You're Kind Of Like A Blues Musician; You Have To Live A Little Bit.

A Lot Of Baby Boomers Are Baby Bongers.

It's Tough Getting Older. You Start Falling Apart, You Know? My Gums Are Starting To Recede Now. You Can't Tell Tonight, Though, 'cause I Comb Them Forward.