A Summary Of Every Jewish

My Mother's Sister Was Killed In A Trolley Car Accident, So I Was Raised As One Of Eight With My Sister And Six Male Cousins.

You Do Live Longer With Bran, But You Spend The Last Fifteen Years On The Toilet.

The World Is Full Of Little Dictators Trying To Run Your Life.

I Just Never Saw My Mother In Any Other Room But The Kitchen. There Were Always Pots Going.

That's The Great Thing About New Year's, You Get To Be A Year Older. For Me, That Wasn't Such A Joke, Because My Birthday Was Always Around This Time. When I Was A Kid, My Father Used To Tell Me That Everybody Was Celebrating My Birthday. That's What The Trees Are All About.