A Thing Of Beauty Is

My Brother Applied For Work, But Was Told By The Company That It Had More Employees Than It Needed. My Brother Said, "don't Worry. The Little Bit Of Work I Do Won't Be Noticed !!!"

I Take New Years With A Grain Of Salt And Three Aspirins.

I Just Bought A Great Gift For My Boss - A Leaky Ant Farm.

At Eighty-two, I Feel Like A Twenty-year-old, But, Unfortunately, There's Never One Around.

This Is How It Is Today: The Teachers Are Afraid Of The Principals. The Principals Are Afraid Of The Superintendents. The Superintendents Are Afraid Of The Board Of Education. The Board Is Afraid Of The Parents. The Parents Are Afraid Of The Children. The Children Are Afraid Of Nothing!