A Woman Is An Occasional

I Never Go To Movies Where The Hero's Tits Are Bigger Than The Heroine's.

Why Don't You Go Home To Your Wife? Better Yet, I'll Go Home To Your Wife, And Outside Of The Improvement, She Won't Notice Any Difference.

Why Was I With Her? She Reminds Me Of You. In Fact, She Reminds Me More Of You Than You Do!

Alimony Is Like Buying Hay For A Dead Horse.

I Have A Mind To Join A Club And Beat You Over The Head With It.