A Woman's Hair Net Tangled

Conversation: The Slowest Form Of Human Communication.

There Is More Sophistication And Less Sense In New York Than Anywhere Else On The Globe.

Golf Is Not Sacred, And There Is No Use Getting So Gosh-darned Solemn About It.

Nobody Ever Looked Up And Saw A Good Shot.

It Takes A Lot Of Things To Prove You Are Smart, But Only One Thing To Prove You Are Ignorant.