Air Canada. That's A Good

The Good News Is That The President Gets Another Chance. The Bad News Is That He'll Be Two Weeks Older.

Happiness Is Being Served With A Paternity Suit On Your 75th Birthday.

People Are Hypocrites. If You Ask Them What They Want To See On Tv, They'll Tell You They Want Better Quality Programming. And Then What Do They Watch? 'gilligan's Island.'

If Life Was Fair, Elvis Would Be Alive And All The Impersonators Would Be Dead.

I Have An Ego Like Anybody Else, But I Don't Need To Be Stoked By Going Before The Public All The Time.