Alex Hailey, Who Traced His

Jacques Cousteau, The Last Man To See Jimmy Hoffa. Never Got A Dinner!

Gandhi, Who Went To Wendy's And Asked, "where's The Belief?" Never Got A Dinner!

Peter Minuet, Who Said To The Indians In Modern-day Manhattan, Will You Accept A Check From A Puerto Rican Bank? Never Got A Dinner!

Noah's Wife, Who Said To Noah, Don't Let The Elephants Watch The Rabbits. Never Got A Dinner!

Michelangelo's Girlfriend, Who Said To Angelo, Forget The Paint - Let's Put A Mirror On The Ceiling. Never Got A Dinner!