Noah's Wife, Who Said To

Michelangelo's Girlfriend, Who Said To Angelo, Forget The Paint - Let's Put A Mirror On The Ceiling. Never Got A Dinner!

Christopher Columbus, Who Said To Queen Isabella, No, You Got It Wrong! The World Is Round. You're Flat! Never Got A Dinner!

Stan Musial, Who Said, Why Didn't They Make Me The First Polish Pope? I Was Such A Good Cardinal. Never Got A Dinner!

Crispus Attucks, Who Said, Don't Shoot Till You See The Whites! Never Got A Dinner!

Noah's Wife, Who Said To Him After 40 Days And 40 Nights, It's Your Turn To Spread The Papers On The Floor! Never Got A Dinner!