All Children Have Brain Damage!

As I Have Discovered By Examining My Past, I Started Out As A Child. Coincidentally, So Did My Brother. My Mother Did Not Put All Her Eggs In One Basket, So To Speak: She Gave Me A Younger Brother Named Russell, Who Taught Me What Was Meant By 'survival Of The Fittest.'

Take Your Bottom Lip And Pull It Over Your Head.

I Often Try To Tell Kids To Think About All The People Who Love You, Don't Cry Over The One Person Who Doesn't.

I Don't Wear No Condom And I Don't Plan For No Kids.

My Father Would Pass Gas And Then Blame It On Imaginary Animals.