I Often Try To Tell

The Weatherman Is Always Right. It's Just His Timing That's Off.

The First Time I Came Across The Birds And The Bees In Actual Flight, I Couldn't Identify The Formation.

Did You Ever See The Customers In Health - Food Stores? They Are Pale, Skinny People Who Look Half - Dead. In A Steak House, You See Robust, Ruddy People. They're Dying, Of Course, But They Look Terrific.

Today's Parents Grew Up With The Silly Notion That Music Was Meant To Be Heard.

My Feeling Is, Personally, I Want To Die First... Because I Believe That When You Die, Your Soul Goes Immediately Up For Judgment - And I Don't Want My Wife Up There First. No, The Judgment Will Be Horrendous.