All Men Are Created Equal

An Instrument That Sometimes Expresses Thought, Sometimes Obscures Thought, But Most Often Replaces Thought.

In Congress The Majority Governs, But The Minority Rules.

A Husband Is Like A Fire. He Goes Out When Unattended.

Times Change: It Was Once The Custom To Take A Bath Weekly And Religion Daily.

A Dictator's Chief Problem Is Keeping The Stomachs Of His Subjects Full While Keeping Their Heads Empty.