All Men Look Nerdy In

I Don't Look Back. I'm Like A Shark - I Only Look Forward.

To Attract Men, I Wear A Perfume Called 'new Car Interior.'

Commitment Is Different In Males And Females. In Females It Is A Desire To Get Married And Raise A Family. In Males It Means Not Picking Up Other Women While Out With One's Girlfriend.

Cats Are A Waste Of Fur.

The Older Theory Was, Marry An Older Man Because They're More Mature. But The New Theory Is Men Don't Mature. Marry A Younger One.