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A Loafer Never Works Except When There Is A Fire; Then He Will Carry Out More Furniture Than Anybody.

Instead Of Loving Your Enemies - Treat Your Friends A Little Better.

When A Man Is Trying To Sell You Something, Don't Imagine He Is That Polite All The Time.

A Man Has A Right To Think Lots Of Things He Has No Right To Say.

To Avoid Mistakes And Regrets, Always Consult Your Wife Before Engaging In A Flirtation.