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The Test Of A Real Comedian Is Whether You Laugh At Him Before He Opens His Mouth.

What Passes For Woman's Intuition Is More Often Intrinsically Nothing More Than Man's Transparency.

The Dramatic Critic Who Is Without Prejudice Is On The Plane With The General Who Does Not Believe In Taking Human Life.

A Man Reserves His True And Deepest Love Not For The Species Of Woman In Whose Company He Finds Himself Electrified And Enkindled, But For That One In Whose Company He May Feel Tenderly Drowsy.

There Is No Legimate Actor Who Can Resist The Powerful Lure Of The Movies. It Isn't The Money That Fetches Him. It Isn't The Great Publicity. It Is Simply This: The Movies Enable An Actor To Look At Himself.