All Solutions Are Temporary, So

It's A Shallow Life That Doesn't Give A Person A Few Scars.

Jesus Said The Meek Would Inherit The Earth, But So Far All We've Gotten Is Minnesota And North Dakota.

When You're Old You Feast On Your Memories, And If You Spend Too Much Time On Exercise, You May Get Old And Not Have Many.

Give Guilt - The Gift That Lasts Forever.

To Norwegians, The Polka Is A Form Of Martial Art.