All That The Comedian Has

Ed Sullivan Will Be Around As Long As Someone Else Has Talent.

A Telescope Will Magnify A Star A Thousand Times, But A Good Press Agent Can Do Even Better.

An Actor's Popularity Is Fleeting. His Success Has The Life Expectancy Of A Small Boy Who Is About To Look Into A Gas Tank With A Lighted Match.

Television Is A Triumph Of Equipment Over People, And The Minds That Control It Are So Small That You Could Put Them In A Gnat's Navel With Room Left Over For Two Caraway Seeds And An Agent's Heart.

A Psychiatrists Is The Next Man You Start Talking To After You Start Talking To Yourself.