Ed Sullivan Will Be Around

I Don't Want To Own Anything That Won't Fit Into My Coffin.

When Jack Benny Plays The Violin, It Sounds As Though The Strings Are Still In The Cat.

Television Is The Triumph Of Machine Over People.

A Gentleman Is Any Man Who Wouldn't Hit A Woman With His Hat On.

Success Is Like Dealing With Your Kid Or Teaching Your Wife To Drive. Sooner Or Later You'll End Up In The Police Station.