Ed Sullivan Will Be Around

An Income Tax Form Is Like A Laundry List - Either Way You Lose Your Shirt.

Hollywood Is A Place Where People From Iowa Mistake Each Other For Stars.

On Ships They Call Them Barnacles; In Business They Attach Themselves To Desks And Are Called Vice Presidents.

Hush, Little Bright Line, Don’t You Cry You’ll Be A Cliché By And By.

A Committee Is A Group Of The Unprepared, Appointed By The Unwilling To Do The Unnecessary.