A Gentleman Is Any Man

I Can't Understand Why A Person Will Take A Year To Write A Novel When He Can Easily Buy One For A Few Dollars.

Ed Sullivan Will Be Around As Long As Someone Else Has Talent.

It Is Bad To Suppress Laughter. It Goes Back Down And Spreads To Your Hips.

Vaudeville Could Not Vouch For The Honesty, The Integrity, Or The Mentality Of The Individuals Who Collectively Made Up The Horde The Medium Embraced. All The Human Race Demands Of Its Members Is That They Be Born. That Is All Vaudeville Demanded. You Just Had To Be Born. You Could Be Ignorant And Be A Star. You Could Be A Moron And Be Wealthy. The Elements That Went To Make Up Vaudeville Were Combed From The Jungles, The Four Corners Of The World, The Intelligentsia And The Subnormal.

The First Time I Sang In The Church Choir; Two Hundred People Changed Their Religion.