It Is Bad To Suppress

Washington Is No Place For A Good Actor. The Competition From Bad Actors Is Too Great.

To A Newspaperman, A Human Being Is An Item With Skin Wrapped Around It.

I'm Going To Boston To See My Doctor. He's A Very Sick Man.

I Don't Have To Look Up My Family Tree, Because I Know That I'm The Sap.

We Are Living In The Machine Age. For The First Time In History The Comedian Has Been Compelled To Supply Himself With Jokes And Comedy Material To Compete With The Machine. Whether He Knows It Or Not, The Comedian Is On A Treadmill To Oblivion.