To A Newspaperman, A Human

Washington Is No Place For A Good Actor. The Competition From Bad Actors Is Too Great.

After Quitting Radio I Was Able To Live On The Money I Saved On Aspirins.

I'm Going To Boston To See My Doctor. He's A Very Sick Man.

I'm A Little Hoarse Tonight. I've Been Living In Chicago For The Past Two Months, And You Know How It Is, Yelling For Help On The Way Home Every Night. Things Are So Tough In Chicago That At Easter Time, For Bunnies The Little Kids Use Porcupines.

An Advertising Agency Is 85 Percent Confusion And 15 Percent Commission.