After Quitting Radio I Was

A Comedian Who Starts Talking To Himself Becomes His Own Audience. This Is Fatal.

I Play A Musical Instrument A Little, But Only For My Own Amazement.

Her Hat Is A Creation That Will Never Go Out Of Style; It Will Just Look Ridiculous Year After Year.

A Celebrity Is A Person Who Works Hard All Of Their Life To Become Well Known, And Then Wears Dark Glasses To Avoid Being Recognized.

Hanging Is Too Good For A Man Who Makes Puns; He Should Be Drawn And Quoted.